A FEW OF MY FAVORITE BAD LYRICS OF THE EARLY 90'S

i had to narrow down the time period. too many options. requested by @wonderlilly
  1. the 90's were a weird time
  2. I could include at least 100 songs that had random lyrics on purpose
    because a lot of people were trying to just be weird
  3. but I prefer to include lyrics that are trying very hard to be profound.
  4. unsuccessfully. 👁〰👁
  5. "grandfather watches....
    ...the grandfather clock" - soul asylum "somebody to shove"
  6. 🔝 let that one sink in 🏆
    even the band name is so stupid
  7. "do I hate you?...
    ...do I date you?" - Paul westerberg "dyslexic heart", I mean I LOVE this song but this line is so stupid I can't even
  8. "she's got a wall around her nobody can climb / I tried to scale it, but to me she's blind. So I lit a firecracker...
    ...it went off in my eye" -- Juliana hatfield three "my sister" (every Juliana hatfield song qualifies btw)
  9. "secret on your lips that nobody knows, gentle in your eyes (?) you can wear...
    ...my clothes" - Matthew sweet "I've been waiting"
  10. seriously
    more by Juliana hatfield. so bad.
  11. I need to keep a running list. I know there are many many many more!
  12. here's a playlist if you want to further enjoy this bewildering era