I'M SUSIE AND HERE'S WHAT I BELIEVE
Inspired by @LizDawson 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽
- •I believe the Misfits were objectively a better band than the Holograms.
- •I believe papaya tastes like the vomit of another person
- •I believe that everyone who thinks they're a good driver patently isn't.
- •I believe there should be a tax incentive for active library patrons.another incentive to spend all my time reading.
- •I believe Parker Posey is Katharine Hepburn in a time machine.
- •I believe coffee is hydrating, not dehydratingbecause it's still mostly water and I want to drink it and not feel bad about it
- •I believe the Beach Boys are extremely and unacceptably pitchy.and the Zombies should be this level of household name instead.
- •I believe the smallest version of any animal is probably also the bestpictured: a Pygmy hippo. Google it
- •related: I believe Google is using all our personal info they glean from everyone's gmail accounts for pure evil.
- •I believe parts of our brains are exclusively *intended* to remember and recite quotes and songs.
- •I believe all Americans should try living on both coasts and at least one other country before they "settle down"
- •I believe....👽👽👽