PRODUCTS THAT COULD BE NAMED "NOT SO SCRAPE-Y"

a continuation of a discussion from the comments section in this list: PHOTOS FROM AIRPLANES -- requested by @ChrisK for reasons completely obvious to our band
  1. Band Aids
  2. Genetically engineered cat without claws
  3. Chalkboard paint or spray coat that neutralizes the sound of screeching chalk on chalkboards for teachers
  4. Skyscraper demolition equipment
  5. Nail files
  6. Roomba for raking
  7. A padded back scratcher
  8. Gentle-grit loofah
  9. Our band
  10. Did I miss anything, @ChrisK?
  11. Blunt-tipped tall buildings
    Suggested by   @ChrisK
  12. Lotion and aloe toilet paper
    Suggested by   @ChrisK
  13. guacamole bowls that rise as the level of guacamole depletes
  14. Razor-less razors
    Suggested by   @ChrisK
  15. Zen garden maintenance tools
  16. a game show challenge of walking silently while wearing snow suits
  17. An ice scraper for people in Arizona
    Suggested by   @ChrisK
  18. Freddy kruger beanie baby