I just got back from Mexico where my friends and I stayed in a terrifying Airbnb with questionable decor. we all slept with the lights on and one of my friends couldn't even bring herself to sleep inside
  1. here we are, honestly baffled upon arrival
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  2. pickled eyeballs
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  3. can anyone explain this lamp
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  4. floodlight, medical tape
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    PS it didn't work
  5. look closely
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  6. yes, it's an earring
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  7. it's an urn?
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  8. it's a cabinet?
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  9. oh, nope. it's shiva (?) with fake ivy
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  10. confusing servitude table
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  11. making me feel weird about putting my cocktail on a table
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  12. shower curtains on the bed
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    look closer
  13. liz and Chaz's holiday ribbon leftovers as curtain hooks
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  14. by the front door
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  15. door
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  16. moustachioed lion door
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  17. Chablis wall art
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  18. bathroom sink tablescape
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  19. bathroom sink #2
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  20. fake apples on a tiny chair
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  21. this creepy pillow of my nightmares
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    (Natalie of the wedding invite list pictured here!)
  22. daybed in a greenhouse with a weird rug angled strangely
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  23. frightening appliance
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  24. I can't
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  25. lurking under a stairwell
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  26. way up high kimono
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    PS one lightbulb worked per room
  27. posable Egyptian figure
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  28. like barbie
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  29. please note the rotational grooves in the marble base
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  31. mummified cat in fireplace
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  32. lots of these fake plant and statue tablescapes
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  33. like this
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  34. and this
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  35. I don't understand
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  36. so many sad fake plants
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  37. some with price tags
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  38. disrepair
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  39. hoof shaped fireplace
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  40. better keep the plastic on in case you want to return it
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  41. super cramped pink bidet
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  42. 50000 gold baskets
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  43. just throw some stuff that isn't water in the non functional fountain
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  44. I don't know
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  45. I don't know
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  53. but wait
  54. wait for it
  55. we found something.
  56. something important.
  57. PHIL'S PHARMING PHAMINALS 10th annual DVD
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  58. GUESS
  59. WHAT
  60. WAS
  61. ON
  62. IT
  63. I'll enable suggestions for the next few hours and then I'll reveal.
  64. ________
    📀💿📀💿📀💿📀💿📀💿📀💿📀
  65. YOUR DVD GUESSES:
  66. Furry Sex Tape
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    Suggested by @kcupcaker
  67. 🐖🚶🏻 🐑🚶🏻 🐃🚶🏻
    Suggested by @bluepuddles
  68. Phil dresses up as an animal and lives on a farm for a week every year
    Suggested by @lillie_dodd
  69. A band in animal costumes playing a set of Jimmy Buffett covers
    Giphy
    Suggested by @jenward
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    Suggested by @jannychan
  71. Definitely something with marijuana
    Suggested by @purecanesugar
  72. Donkey Porn? Farm animals on drugs? Tag Sale BDSM?
    It could be anythingggggg
    Suggested by @shanaz
  73. A demo/pilot for a kids show that never was? Kids learn about pharm animals from Phil?
    Suggested by @claireh
  74. Oh...it's Phil, live in concert, impersonating farm animals...for the tenth time.
    His cow impression alone is enough to break your heart. You Go Phil!!!
    Suggested by @icue
  75. ________
    📀💿📀💿📀💿📀💿📀💿📀💿📀💿 📀💿📀💿📀💿📀💿📀💿📀💿📀💿 📀💿📀💿📀💿📀💿📀💿📀💿📀💿 honestly not sure if you guys can handle this
  76. CAN YOU HANDLE THIS?
  77. 📹📹📹📹 the big reveal 📹📹📹📹
  78. HERE IS WHAT THE DVD CONTAINED:
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    phil's PHARMING phaminals Bajamar 2006 10th annual DVD
  79. 📀 - a slideshow of still images
  80. 📀 - set to LCD soundsystem
  81. 📀 - of photos of men playing golf
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  82. 📀 - with hardcore porn collaged into the images
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  83. 📀 - like SUPER hardcore
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    lots of buttholes
  84. 📀 - with transitional effects
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  85. 📀 - like someone had to take and edit the photos
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  86. 📀 - but someone else decided to work for a super long time on iMovie to sequence it just so
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  87. 📀 - and it's the 10th annual one
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  88. 📀 - and it was filmed AT THIS AIRBNB
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  89. 📀💿📀💿📀💿📀💿📀💿📀💿📀💿
  90. I'm really glad we watched this just as we were leaving because there is no way we could stay here after seeing it
  91. I mean, it was super f'ing gross you guys
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  93. do you think they had a 20th annual this year?