QUESTIONABLE AIRBNB

I just got back from Mexico where my friends and I stayed in a terrifying Airbnb with questionable decor. we all slept with the lights on and one of my friends couldn't even bring herself to sleep inside
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    here we are, honestly baffled upon arrival
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    pickled eyeballs
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    can anyone explain this lamp
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    floodlight, medical tape
    PS it didn't work
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    look closely
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    yes, it's an earring
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    it's an urn?
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    it's a cabinet?
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    oh, nope. it's shiva (?) with fake ivy
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    confusing servitude table
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    making me feel weird about putting my cocktail on a table
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    shower curtains on the bed
    look closer
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    liz and Chaz's holiday ribbon leftovers as curtain hooks
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    by the front door
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    door
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    moustachioed lion door
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    Chablis wall art
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    bathroom sink tablescape
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    bathroom sink #2
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    fake apples on a tiny chair
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    this creepy pillow of my nightmares
    (Natalie of the wedding invite list pictured here!)
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    daybed in a greenhouse with a weird rug angled strangely
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    frightening appliance
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    I can't
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    lurking under a stairwell
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    way up high kimono
    PS one lightbulb worked per room
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    posable Egyptian figure
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    like barbie
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    please note the rotational grooves in the marble base
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    mummified cat in fireplace
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    lots of these fake plant and statue tablescapes
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    like this
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    and this
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    I don't understand
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    so many sad fake plants
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    some with price tags
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    disrepair
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    hoof shaped fireplace
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    better keep the plastic on in case you want to return it
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    super cramped pink bidet
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    50000 gold baskets
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    just throw some stuff that isn't water in the non functional fountain
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    I don't know
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    I don't know
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    I don't know
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    I don't know
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    I don't know
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    I don't know
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    I don't know
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    I don't know
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    I don't know
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    but wait
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    wait for it
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    we found something.
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    something important.
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    PHIL'S PHARMING PHAMINALS 10th annual DVD
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    GUESS
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    WHAT
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    WAS
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    ON
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    IT
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    I'll enable suggestions for the next few hours and then I'll reveal.
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    ________
    πŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€
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    YOUR DVD GUESSES:
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    Furry Sex Tape
    Suggested by Β  @kcupcaker
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    πŸ–πŸšΆπŸ» πŸ‘πŸšΆπŸ» πŸƒπŸšΆπŸ»
    Suggested by Β  @bluepuddles
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    Phil dresses up as an animal and lives on a farm for a week every year
    Suggested by Β  @lillie_dodd
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    A band in animal costumes playing a set of Jimmy Buffett covers
    Suggested by Β  @jenward
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    Suggested by Β  @jannychan
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    Definitely something with marijuana
    Suggested by Β  @purecanesugar
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    Donkey Porn? Farm animals on drugs? Tag Sale BDSM?
    It could be anythingggggg
    Suggested by Β  @shanaz
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    A demo/pilot for a kids show that never was? Kids learn about pharm animals from Phil?
    Suggested by Β  @claireh
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    Oh...it's Phil, live in concert, impersonating farm animals...for the tenth time.
    His cow impression alone is enough to break your heart. You Go Phil!!!
    Suggested by Β  @icue
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    ________
    πŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€πŸ’Ώ πŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€πŸ’Ώ πŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€πŸ’Ώ honestly not sure if you guys can handle this
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    CAN YOU HANDLE THIS?
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    πŸ“ΉπŸ“ΉπŸ“ΉπŸ“Ή the big reveal πŸ“ΉπŸ“ΉπŸ“ΉπŸ“Ή
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    HERE IS WHAT THE DVD CONTAINED:
    phil's PHARMING phaminals Bajamar 2006 10th annual DVD
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    πŸ“€ - a slideshow of still images
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    πŸ“€ - set to LCD soundsystem
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    πŸ“€ - of photos of men playing golf
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    πŸ“€ - with hardcore porn collaged into the images
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    πŸ“€ - like SUPER hardcore
    lots of buttholes
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    πŸ“€ - with transitional effects
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    πŸ“€ - like someone had to take and edit the photos
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    πŸ“€ - but someone else decided to work for a super long time on iMovie to sequence it just so
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    πŸ“€ - and it's the 10th annual one
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    πŸ“€ - and it was filmed AT THIS AIRBNB
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    πŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€πŸ’ΏπŸ“€πŸ’Ώ
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    I'm really glad we watched this just as we were leaving because there is no way we could stay here after seeing it
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    I mean, it was super f'ing gross you guys
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    do you think they had a 20th annual this year?