WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO YOUR PILLOWS - SEEKING ANSWERS

explain yourself
  1. your pillows don't want to be fortune cookies
  2. and yet
  3. you people insist
    on folding them into some sort of camel toe
  4. what in the actual hell
  5. I want to revoke your right to pillows
  6. what did pillows ever do to you to deserve this?
  7. I think maybe you thought you were buying this?
  8. explain yourself
  9. the only time this makes sense...
  10. ...is if the pillow...
  11. ...says I HATE PILLOWS on it
    or I HATE SUSIE
  12. oracle @julieann718 says it's used to distinguish down fill from poly fill and needs to die
    I agree that it needs to die
  13. fellow hater @eatthelove (who is so nice he doesn't hate anything so it says a lot that he hates this too) tells me it's called "karate chop pillows"
  14. enjoy as I drop a few more offensive photos in this list
  15. so obscene it bears repeating this image