explain yourself
  1. your pillows don't want to be fortune cookies
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  2. and yet
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  3. you people insist
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    on folding them into some sort of camel toe
  4. what in the actual hell
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  5. I want to revoke your right to pillows
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  6. what did pillows ever do to you to deserve this?
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  7. I think maybe you thought you were buying this?
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  8. explain yourself
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  10. the only time this makes sense...
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  11. ...is if the pillow...
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  12. ...says I HATE PILLOWS on it
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    or I HATE SUSIE
  13. oracle @julieann718 says it's used to distinguish down fill from poly fill and needs to die
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    I agree that it needs to die
  14. fellow hater @eatthelove (who is so nice he doesn't hate anything so it says a lot that he hates this too) tells me it's called "karate chop pillows"
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  15. enjoy as I drop a few more offensive photos in this list
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  28. so obscene it bears repeating this image
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