THE SEVEN MOST EMBARRASSING THINGS THAT HAPPEN LIVING IN THE ROOM ABOVE BOBBY

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  1. 1.
    Crying Himself to Sleep
    Sometimes while on List App late at night making lists of my many friends and lovers, I hear weeping coming from downstairs. I suspected Branden at first but he was in the other room reminding Matt Paris that "1951 will be remembered as the year Jimmy Mako terrorized New York City."
  2. 2.
    Hamilton Cast Recording
    Look, I love Hamilton just as much as the next guy. But I didn't realize that having Bobby as a downstairs neighbor meant that I should be expecting a personal Hamilton concert every time I didn't want one.
  3. 3.
    Vietnam Flashbacks
    I haven't slept through the night since I've been back in the states. Twice, sometimes three times a night, I find myself jolting awake laying in a puddle of my own sweat. I try to keep from screaming but I know that Bobby can hear me.
  4. 4.
    Matt Paris Love Letters
    When I found out that the guys were moving in downstairs, I saw it as the perfect opportunity to let Matt Paris know how I really feel about him. I'd recite love letters into the floorboards while playing "The Only Exception" on repeat. It wasn't until the third week of school that I realized Bobby lived beneath me, not Matt.
  5. 5.
    IBS
    It's actually something I've been dealing with for a while now. The smell is rather nauseating. There's no way it doesn't leak downstairs.
  6. 6.
    Our Song
    Taylor Swift really found success with this tune. Considerably one of her most country songs, it tells a swell story and, of course, catches the ear right away.
  7. 7.
    So close yet so far away
    Knowing that he'll never be yours. "Always ten feet below. "