FIELD NOTES: 'BACK TO THE FUTURE PART II'

It's on Spike right now.
  1. 1.
    Marty got really lucky escaping what he thought was his house in scary, Biff-steeped alternate 1985.
    He was totally cornered by the scared, fed-up dad, who also had a baseball bat.
  2. 2.
    Lorraine's fake breasts are horrific.
    I think seeing this as a young child set up a lot of my current fear/fascination with people who've altered their appearance. Huge step forward for me.
  3. 3.
    You're telling me Biff figured out how to operate the time machine on his own?
    Get a grip.
  4. 4.
    McDonalds commercial just promised "No Dancing Millennials"
    Go to the East Village location at 2:30 AM on a Saturday. Can you still keep that promise?
  5. 5.
    Biff owns the police
    !!!