MY INSOMNIAC WATCHLIST

Memorial Day Edition
  1. The last 85% of Godzilla (2014)
    What a lazy, irritating, soulless, piece of watery destructo-porn. Easily the rainiest movie I've ever seen.
  2. 20 minutes of a Spanx™ Bodysuit presentation on QVC
    Did not order.
  3. 15 minutes of Lee Daniels' The Butler
    Oprah.
  4. The Bachelorette (Episode 1)
    #TeamKaitlyn
  5. The Bachelorette (Episode 2)
    Are the only men available for this nightmare personal trainers?
  6. The "Big Girls Don't Cry" scene from Jersey Boys
    That's pretty much all I could take. Looks like America's Got Talent shot through the Valencia Instagram filter.
  7. The Bachelorette (Episode 3)
    SOMEONE renovate this mansion. It looks like Pier 1 took a 3,500 square foot dump.