Memorial Day Edition
  1. The last 85% of Godzilla (2014)
    What a lazy, irritating, soulless, piece of watery destructo-porn. Easily the rainiest movie I've ever seen.
  2. 20 minutes of a Spanx™ Bodysuit presentation on QVC
    Did not order.
  3. 15 minutes of Lee Daniels' The Butler
  4. The Bachelorette (Episode 1)
  5. The Bachelorette (Episode 2)
    Are the only men available for this nightmare personal trainers?
  6. The "Big Girls Don't Cry" scene from Jersey Boys
    That's pretty much all I could take. Looks like America's Got Talent shot through the Valencia Instagram filter.
  7. The Bachelorette (Episode 3)
    SOMEONE renovate this mansion. It looks like Pier 1 took a 3,500 square foot dump.