MY INSOMNIAC WATCHLIST
Memorial Day Edition
- •The last 85% of Godzilla (2014)What a lazy, irritating, soulless, piece of watery destructo-porn. Easily the rainiest movie I've ever seen.
- •20 minutes of a Spanx™ Bodysuit presentation on QVCDid not order.
- •15 minutes of Lee Daniels' The ButlerOprah.
- •The Bachelorette (Episode 1)#TeamKaitlyn
- •The Bachelorette (Episode 2)Are the only men available for this nightmare personal trainers?
- •The "Big Girls Don't Cry" scene from Jersey BoysThat's pretty much all I could take. Looks like America's Got Talent shot through the Valencia Instagram filter.
- •The Bachelorette (Episode 3)SOMEONE renovate this mansion. It looks like Pier 1 took a 3,500 square foot dump.