Characters That I'd Love to Play

This is a working list.
  1. Merv Fletcher the Perv Catcher
    He "catches pervs" by spying on them but doesn't seem to notice (or care) how voyeuristic and perverted his methods are.
  2. Hal Pacino - youth pastor
    Al Pacino's younger brother. He's a youth pastor trying his best to be hip with the kids. He talks just like Al and continually harps on the young men in the youth group to stop watching pornography. Especially anal.
  3. The non traditional student.
    Old guy in a college classroom that goes on and on about his failed relationships. Makes the class incredibly uncomfortable. Also doesn't know how to turn on a computer.