HOW TO BE MY DAD (CAMPING EDITION)

  1. refuse to let anyone help you pack the car
  2. wear this hat
    (not sure if ironic)
  3. roast marshmallow on piece of kindling despite available metal alternatives
    declare it "artisanal s'more"
  4. consume approx. 420 roasted almonds
  5. mimic bird calls at random
  6. refer to anyone/everyone as "skippy" regardless of age/gender
    examples: "you're looking a little red there, skippy" "hey skippy, I think that's your last barbecue chip for tonight" (to the dog, almost getting hit by a bike) "watch it, skippy"