THINGS I HAVE ACTUALLY SAID WHILST PLAYING DARK SOULS 2 (NSFW)

alternate title: encyclopedia of swears. alternate title 2: shitty but shameless excuse to use the word "whilst"
  1. dammit.
  2. God dammit!
  3. God fucking dammit
  4. THIS guy. THIIISSS FUCKIN GUY
  5. fuck.
  6. shit.
  7. what the shit dude? fuck.
  8. praise Jesus, finally! ...oh fuck NO NO
  9. I'm so fucking done.
  10. come on man, you've got to be shitting me
  11. NO FUCK
  12. fuck you dude! I'm just trying to play this piece of shit game here jesus
  13. bollocks!
    lol just kidding
  14. MOTHERFUCKING---sh--gbffbfhf--*incomprehensible*
  15. ***little sister enters room***
  16. oh for goodness sake.
  17. dang
  18. darnit
  19. NONONONO shit.
    pardon my French
  20. alright. I seriously can't take this anymore
  21. FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU