THINGS KIDS AT MY MIDDLE SCHOOL CLASSIFIED AS "GAY"

this list is by no means exhaustive. I know all of this from personal experience
  1. soccer
  2. greek yogurt
  3. button-up shirts
    seriously?
  4. any sort of dancing
  5. theater/drama class
  6. owl city
    they might have had a point with this one
  7. sandwiches with tomatoes in them
  8. being a good writer
    can you hear my resentment?