WHAT JURASSIC WORLD TRIED TO TEACH ME (BUT I ALREADY KNEW)

  1. 1.
    Chris Pratt is a sexy motherfucker
  2. 2.
    we should never revive dinosaurs
  3. 3.
    we should never establish a dinosaur amusement park
  4. 4.
    Samsung is trying too hard
    smartwatches now shipping with all-new "find my dino" app
  5. 5.
    but Chris Pratt tho like DAMN