The reason why we broke up.
- •EX 1: You broke my heart when you moved to Buffalo. I don't care that we were in kindergarten, I'm still mad at you, Derek.
- •EX 2: My grandmother is hella racist so I can't date "the negro."
- •EX 3: You started stalking my best friend and to be honest it was weird for all parties involved.
- •EX 4: I'm not sure why you thought we were in a relationship?
- •EX 5: Oh wow it turns out I'm gay. Sorry about that.
- •EX 6: You have the personality of wallpaper and I am not a wall.
- •EX 7: You have a kid? Yikes.