The reason why we broke up.

  1. EX 1: You broke my heart when you moved to Buffalo. I don't care that we were in kindergarten, I'm still mad at you, Derek.
  2. EX 2: My grandmother is hella racist so I can't date "the negro."
  3. EX 3: You started stalking my best friend and to be honest it was weird for all parties involved.
  4. EX 4: I'm not sure why you thought we were in a relationship?
  5. EX 5: Oh wow it turns out I'm gay. Sorry about that.
  6. EX 6: You have the personality of wallpaper and I am not a wall.
  7. EX 7: You have a kid? Yikes.