Yuppy things I've been doing

A sampling of some offline activities I've been up to
  1. Yesterday I bought a Bruce Springsteen vinyl and a Madonna vinyl at a record store that I read about in a Billboard magazine I drunkenly bought last month
    In my defense, Lola Kirke recommended the store
  2. I've been wearing my sneakers without socks for the past two weeks
  3. I've been using old Trader Joe's bags as recycling bins, which I've been forcing my roommates to use
  4. I can't bring myself to end my Hi-FI Tidal Subscription
  5. I DID NOT overdraft my checking account this week
  6. I'm so self absorbed that I invested the time in writing this list