Things that really grind my gears. Also, I am a cormorant right now.
  1. Fish that are too big to swallow.
    Ow, my bird throat!
  2. Dumb seagulls crowding my favorite perch.
    Seagulls are just really impolite, spacially speaking.
  3. Mondays
    Days are meaningless to me, but I'm sick of your Garfield LARPing.