Stupid businessman boyfriend.
  1. Dropping my keys in the ocean.
    Thanks to Mr. Butterfingers over there I have the last not-at-the-bottom-of-the-ocean mail key. I worry that I'll become overtaken by a compulsion to hurl my keys in the water every single time I lock our unlock my front door.
  2. Cat-apostrophe
    What if our big cat eats our little cat while I'm at the gym?