The Two Things I Worry About Most When My Boyfriend's Out Of Town
Stupid businessman boyfriend.
- •Dropping my keys in the ocean.Thanks to Mr. Butterfingers over there I have the last not-at-the-bottom-of-the-ocean mail key. I worry that I'll become overtaken by a compulsion to hurl my keys in the water every single time I lock our unlock my front door.
- •Cat-apostropheWhat if our big cat eats our little cat while I'm at the gym?