CHARACTERS IN THE FIRST HARRY POTTER MOVIE, RANKED
- 1.HermioneBoss bitch who does not need friends or social skills to conquer her wizard classes, but kindly lets Ron and Harry into her clique anyway.
- 2.Oliver WoodScottish hottie with a body, and a shameful misuse of such a scrumptious human actor.
- 3.RonPoor, but plucky. Wizard of my heart.
- 4.Alan RickmanHe's got everything: resting bitch face, perfect hair, the prolific way he said "page 394."
- 5.MalfoyHe grows up to be a shithead, but a sexy shithead.
- 6.Hedwig*spoiler alert* RIP
- 7.HarryYea, that's right. Number 7 IN HIS OWN MOVIE.
- 8.DumbledoreThe Gandalf Dumbledore is much better.