CHARACTERS IN THE FIRST HARRY POTTER MOVIE, RANKED
- •HermioneBoss bitch who does not need friends or social skills to conquer her wizard classes, but kindly lets Ron and Harry into her clique anyway.
- •Oliver WoodScottish hottie with a body, and a shameful misuse of such a scrumptious human actor.
- •RonPoor, but plucky. Wizard of my heart.
- •Alan RickmanHe's got everything: resting bitch face, perfect hair, the prolific way he said "page 394."
- •MalfoyHe grows up to be a shithead, but a sexy shithead.
- •Hedwig*spoiler alert* RIP
- •HarryYea, that's right. Number 7 IN HIS OWN MOVIE.
- •DumbledoreThe Gandalf Dumbledore is much better.