Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

  1. Pretty sure Rep. Bill Post made this. Wishful thinking.
  2. Saved, in case @slate needs to choke on their words in November.
  3. None better.
  4. The definition of metal: Darth Vader holding Gene Simmons' bass and throwing up the horns.
  5. Me messing with my friend, Richard.
  6. Good lesson.
  7. That day when your kid liked you.
  8. Mad Lara is mad.