1. Her place is, like, two hours away.
  2. I have nothing to wear to that party.
    Just like you cannot show up at the Oscars without proper attire, you cannot show up at a sex party without sex party clothes. I suppose I could borrow some, but ew.
  3. If I can't consider borrowing a corset without thinking "ew" how am I going to borrow someone's husband?
  4. Eventually the sex party clothes come off and I am not interested in being naked in front of more than one person at a time.
  5. My husband would not be amused.
  6. I have gone to a very cute physical therapist and have learned that it does not matter how good looking a person is, if they hurt me I will not be turned on.
  7. My friend gave up inviting me three years ago.