Shit That Has Occurred to Me Today
- •I'm really afraid Trump might be our next President.
- •Enjoying warming my bones in an overheated car might be sign that I'm getting old.
- •Ooo, weasels! Let's go pet them!
- •I think you left some of your sadness on me with that hug.
- •I need to buy milk.
- •Wow, a lot of fucking people get shot in this country.At a National Gun Violence Prevention event I took my kid to.
- •Maybe my kid is ready to ride his bike to his grandparents' place on his own.(As we rode bikes home from event)
- •Hmm. My son's science teacher nearly hit him with her car.(While riding bikes home from gun violence prevention event)
- •Between the guns and the careless science teachers, maybe I'll never let my kid leave the house again.