ACCEPTABLE THINGS TO DO IN THE SNOW
Hella snow means hella fun... Unless you're a sucker
- •Build an igloo to live in!Great option if trump becomes president! Classic!
- •Snow angelsTaking Christ out of the season my ass! Name that sucker Gabriel!
- •Stare outside at the snow with a deep sense of mistrustBest not to get too comfortable with anything
- •Work on your Twitter gameBest to have one thing in your life be 🔥 even if it's not the weather
- •Not that it would be cool to have the weather be 🔥Like not literal fire you know
- •Play with the dog, who is also deeply mistrusting re:snowIf you don't have a dog, you can substitute any type of stuffed animal, but I can't speak to durability/the sad looks of strangers regarding that
- •Watch season two of a shot at love with Tila tequilaObviously you had time yesterday to watch the entire first season ok it's fine
- •Watch all of the Harry Potter filmsSee if you can get off the couch fewer than 10 times!!
- •Fall asleep and wake up not knowing what year it is probablyNice!