BAD SUPER BOWL JOKES I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE MADE TODAY

Sorry god, Jesus, mom (in no particular order)
  1. That halftime show was shorter than Bruno mars
  2. The only "super bowl" I'm interested in is full of acai
  3. When they play football in the snow, do they make a lot of.... Cold plays?
  4. Bruno Mars was wearing leather pajamas? I just assumed that was what brand name trash bags looked like
    I always get cvs brand