BAD SUPER BOWL JOKES I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE MADE TODAY
Sorry god, Jesus, mom (in no particular order)
- •That halftime show was shorter than Bruno mars
- •The only "super bowl" I'm interested in is full of acai
- •When they play football in the snow, do they make a lot of.... Cold plays?
- •Bruno Mars was wearing leather pajamas? I just assumed that was what brand name trash bags looked likeI always get cvs brand