TEXTS FROM A PERFECT VALENTINE

This is the love I think I deserve
  1. Hey, I got you some totinos and some clean socks
  2. I bought you totinos and I'm not going to make you share
  3. You are funny!
  4. Don't worry about post-grad - I have the funds to support you while you do what you love.
  5. Here, I got you this dope ass pendant
  6. Hey girl, I noticed you were stressed so I got you some ice cream and I am not going to be around while you eat it
  7. How do you feel about hats?
  8. Would you be cool staying in and listening to ABBA?