THINGS I'D RATHER DO THAN GET OUT OF BED RIGHT NOW

"Everybody has those days" - Hannah Montana
  1. Have a nocturnal roommate who texts all night with the keyboard sounds on
    Or honestly associate with anyone who keeps their keyboard sounds on
  2. Have an owl as a roommate
    Another type of nocturnal thing
  3. Mondays
  4. Willingly eat at TGI Fridays
  5. Spend quality time with Mario Lopez
    Many-toothed immortal menace
  6. Anything involving juggling
    Bad memories of camp
  7. Make this list apparently
  8. Watch blades of glory 27 times back to back
  9. Listen to the last haunting screech of the law and order: SVU theme song on repeat indefinitely
    You know what I'm talking about