Reasons I Can't Workout

  1. I might get dehydrated
  2. The position I'm lying in on my bed just feels really good
  3. I need to finish reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows for the 5th time
  4. My sports bra isn't clean
  5. My hair looks really good for the first time in weeks
  6. You must understand that sometimes I read Harry Potter in times of personal crisis