DANNY DEVITO AND JEAN RENO
An unlikely pairing.
- •I had a dream that they were brothers that rode bikes to the moon.
- •My mom was their sister that tried to escape their ultra dangerous life by becoming a scientist and changing her last name to Lutz-Calliore.
- •The brothers' cover was their taxi cab business and when I got into Danny's Taxi and my mom got into Jean's, the two cabbies decided to race.
- •The cabs crashed and my mom died just as the siblings were beginning a reconciliation.
- •The brothers were like, "Oh well."
- •They decided it was time to teach me to ride bikes straight into the air like they did.
- •Obviously I was a prodigy and made it out of the earth's atmosphere first try.
- •I woke up.