DANNY DEVITO AND JEAN RENO

An unlikely pairing.
  1. I had a dream that they were brothers that rode bikes to the moon.
  2. My mom was their sister that tried to escape their ultra dangerous life by becoming a scientist and changing her last name to Lutz-Calliore.
  3. The brothers' cover was their taxi cab business and when I got into Danny's Taxi and my mom got into Jean's, the two cabbies decided to race.
  4. The cabs crashed and my mom died just as the siblings were beginning a reconciliation.
  5. The brothers were like, "Oh well."
  6. They decided it was time to teach me to ride bikes straight into the air like they did.
  7. Obviously I was a prodigy and made it out of the earth's atmosphere first try.
  8. I woke up.