DATING RED FLAGS
Be careful out there, ladies!
- •Insists that you spend time with his family even though you outline their flaws to him constantly.
- •Sulks when you tell him his brother is better looking.You need someone with confidence!!!!
- •Insists on buying your gas when you are totally fine siphoning from your neighbors and you've told him this a hundred times.You're independent and he should respect that.
- •Brings up hanging with the guys again when you already told him no.You should be enough.
- •Gets upset when you say that you'll "literally" kill yourself if he breaks up with you.Is he going to break up with you or something??
- •Erases his browser history when he knows you're gonna check it at night.Hiding something.
- •Loses his mind when you go through his texts every time he puts his phone down.Hiding something.
- •Lectures you every morning when you're drunk.5 o'clock somewhere, MOM!
- •Won't leave your apartment after you cried and pulled out your hair bc you overcooked the spaghetti again.
- •Gets upset and says he's never going to look like that when you show him lots of pictures of Channing Tatum's body.It's called a gym.
- •Didn't want to have sex after you made fun of his belly and double chin.????????