GREAT BRIDAL SHOWER GIFTS
- •Homemade cookbook that is actually just a book with fun messages on every page like "YO MAKE HIM COOK" and "HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF PINTEREST?"
- •A link to a YouTube playlist that has 48 versions of the penguin cheating video.
- •Book about preying mantises mating habits.
- •A copy of a very solid prenup with a sticky note on top that reads, "Just in case you need any ideas💛"
- •Framed wall art: A blown up version of a ransom style note you created that says, "HE STILL LOVES HIMSELF MORE THAN YOU."
- •Your old binder of feminist essays with your comments in the margins. Don't bother to erase things like, "men can't help their weakness" and "MARRIAGE=SLAVERY?"
- •The number for a good lawyer.