JUSTIN GUARINI AND A RANKING OF HIS CONTRIBUTIONS TO CIVILIZATION

  1. 1.
    FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
    DUH this is #1. He was on spring break with his bros just lookin for a good time, she was a waitress, love at first sight, singing and dancing, blah, blah. Steamy. So steamy.
  2. 2.
    AMERICAN IDOL
    Y'ALL. HE ALMOST KISSED HER RIGHT ON STAGE. He came second and Kelly got what she deserved. I cried. Kelly and Justin 4EV3R.
  3. 3.
    His Twitter.
    You guys, I didn't even have to dig for this.
  4. 4.
    Diet Dr. Pepper's Lil Sweet
    Shocking. Absolutely shocking when I found out.
  5. 5.
    EVERYTHING ELSE?
    Has he done anything else. pls let me know. Thx.