Mispronunciations of My Name, Ranked

By how often I hear them
  1. 1.
    Bree-dee
    It's okay, thanks for taking a stab at it.
  2. 2.
    Bread-y
    Bless you for trying.
  3. 3.
    Birdy
    Pretty common. I can see it. Nice try. In high school a girl told me that she wasn't going to bother figuring out how to say my name but was calling me birdy from now on and it caught on with the Mormons. She was really mean to my sister and I thought about that every time she spoke to me so I didn't like this. I still think about her every time I hear this and try not to hate it.
  4. 4.
    Hahah wow I'm not even going to try.
    Oh, no, please, go ahead.
  5. 5.
    Bri...........
    Looks up from paper with a confused look and waits for me to save them.
  6. 6.
    Bidet
    Yeah, the thing that cleans your butthole with a stream of water. A favorite of my extended family. Makes people laugh bc haha poop (always funny) and yes, you're very clever and no, I've never heard that one before.
  7. 7.
    I've never seen this before.
    Give it your best shot. I get a kick out of it, really.
  8. 8.
    Brenda
    Almost.
  9. 9.
    Bridgette
    Haha what?
  10. 10.
    Frida
    Okay, I can see that.
  11. 11.
    Beedo
    Lololol yes
  12. 12.
    Bree-day
    NOT A MISPRONUNCIATION AND I THINK WE'RE GETTING MARRIED. Has literally only happened once.