THINGS I DONT NEED BC I HAVE CATS
I really adore them.
- •An exterminator.Iroh catches every spider and has actually caught a mouse in my bathroom💀. Insane.
- •To distress any furniture.They shred it and it looks super vintage. Win-win!
- •Privacy in the bathroom.No.
- •Privacy in the shower.He sits on top of the shower door, watching with interest as I soap up.
- •To gouge my own face.No need to put out my own eye. It'll happen eventually, so I'm just waiting.
- •A social life.My cats are all I need. All the frantic fleeing when I enter a room, sleeping, and silent watching make for great company.
- •To bite my own ankles.No need anymore - my cat fights them every morning as I walk to the kitchen.
- •To scare the wits out of the dog by waiting for her around every corner.Iroh and Yoko do the honors, now.
- •To throw up on my shag carpet in the middle of the night.Taken care of for me. Bless.