TIMES I KNEW I WAS A GONER
- •All the times I sneezed while driving.
- •When I thought I was finished going down the stairs but I was wrong.
- •When I couldn't get the apple peel out of my teeth.
- •The time that guy looked at me on the subway.
- •When I couldn't swallow that spaghetti noodle.
- •The time I told my mom to be quiet.
- •When my sister threw up in her right hand while driving and tried to throw it out the window.