MY BODY BETRAYED ME
Pro/Con list of how I am when I'm sick, which is my current situation.
- •Pro: my Tina Belcher impression is on point.Uhhhhhhh
- •Con: dry lips from all my mouth breathing
- •Pro: getting out of doing stuff!"In terms of like instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin." - John Mulaney
- •Con: getting out of stuff you actually wanted to do.Sorry friend's kid's first birthday party. The bonus being at least you won't remember any if it!
- •Pro: my bed is my best friend. No one understands me like bed.
- •Con: I keep running too hot and too cold at the same time.Never 100% comfortable. Always a little sweaty.
- •Con: sick mouth.Nothing tastes right and there's a weird taste I didn't ask for when I'm not eating.
- •Con: I get real snacky when I'm sickWho are these people that lose weight when they get a cold? I want to eat ev.ery.thing.
- •Pro: using sick days at work!
- •Con: oh god, I used those sick days at work and now I have to catch up.
- •Con: the amount of people that tell me I don't look good or some variation of that.I respond I'm fine! while I'm dying inside.
- •Ugh trash body, just let me sleep away my misery.