THE GIFT OF DEATH IS VERY COZY
- •I asked for, and received, an electric blanket for Christmas this year.
- •I read the front of the package and read out loud that it had an auto shut off function.
- •"I couldn't live with myself if you burned to death." - my mother, WHO GAVE ME THE BLANKET.
- •"And yet, you gave this to me anyway?"
- •"It was on your list."
- •I wouldn't even know how to make this stuff up if I tried.