MY CHIPOTLE ORDER
Exciting, interesting, thought provoking list because I understand this app
- •Brown rice
- •Tortilla on the sideBecause I'm edgy! And this stretches out the meal
- •Fajita vegetablesBecause I'm allergic to beans*. (*allergic means doesn't like in all situations except peanuts. Then you're actually allergic)
- •ChickenI hear the sofritas are pretty good, but aren't I being gentrified enough by going to Chipotle? C'MON!
- •SalsaSometimes they just call the mild salsa, "tomatoes." I mean yes, but also no.
- •CheeseKind of pointless though since it doesn't melt. Would pay extra $$$ for that melty goodness
- •LettuceSo close!
- •GuacYES I KNOW ITS EXTRA, HAND ME MY BURRITO BOWL GODDAMIT