MY CHIPOTLE ORDER

Exciting, interesting, thought provoking list because I understand this app
  1. Brown rice
  2. Tortilla on the side
    Because I'm edgy! And this stretches out the meal
  3. Fajita vegetables
    Because I'm allergic to beans*. (*allergic means doesn't like in all situations except peanuts. Then you're actually allergic)
  4. Chicken
    I hear the sofritas are pretty good, but aren't I being gentrified enough by going to Chipotle? C'MON!
  5. Salsa
    Sometimes they just call the mild salsa, "tomatoes." I mean yes, but also no.
  6. Cheese
    Kind of pointless though since it doesn't melt. Would pay extra $$$ for that melty goodness
  7. Lettuce
    So close!
  8. Guac
    YES I KNOW ITS EXTRA, HAND ME MY BURRITO BOWL GODDAMIT