THINGS THAT GO THROUGH MY HEAD WHEN I'M WORKING OUT

I only do it because a nutritionist told me that if I don't exercise, I'm gonna die.
  1. 1.
    "I'm not that fat"
    If I let it, this one will cut my workout short
  2. 2.
    "I bought new running shoes for a reason"
    I have 3 pairs of running shoes that I bought for fashion
  3. 3.
    "If I stay on the elliptical for 10 more minutes, I can have ice cream later"
    Thinking about food usually keeps me going
  4. 4.
    "I LOVE this song"
    The best thing about working out is that you can have playlists called "Werk 0ut" "Werk 0ut 2" "Intense Werk 0ut"
  5. 5.
    "I'm about to have a heart attack"
    I'm so unfit, every workout is life threatening
  6. 6.
    "FUCK"
    I hate working out so much
  7. 7.
    "I'm fat af"
    And then I start at 1 again