All My Sons, Ranked

Here is the official ranking of my ten damn boys.
  1. 1.
    The Son Who I Am Not Scared Of
  2. 2.
    The Son Who Stays Outside Most Of The Time
  3. 3.
    The Son Who Is Somehow Always Soaking Wet
  4. 4.
    The First Born Son, Who Would Be Ranked Much Lower If He Was Say, Third Born
  5. 5.
    The Rough and Rowdy Son
  6. 6.
    The Big Son Who Chases Me
  7. 7.
    The Big Son Who Chases Me With The Hose
  8. 8.
    The Son I Am Scared Of, The Son Who Fills Me With Fear
  9. 9.
    The Nightmare Son (also known to less professional members of the local police as The Bad Hell Boy)
  10. 10.
    The Son Who Reminds Me Most Of Myself