Reasons Why I Haven't Figured Out Who the Zodiac Killer Is Yet

People are always asking me "Brendan why haven't you figured out who the Zodiac Killer is yet?" I hope this clears it up.
  1. I have been really busy lately.
  2. Whenever I get a free moment in my work day, I like to have it to myself so I don't get stressed out.
  3. I can't just come home from work and be Zodiac Man. I need to unwind and recharge for the next day.
  4. I know there are weekends, but there are other things I like to do instead, like hiking or rolling around in the grass.
  5. I also like to spend the occasional Sunday with my nice family.