Eavesdropping is fun!
I'm at the gym! Let's see what people didn't mean for me to hear today! People assume you're not listening when you have headphones in your ears!
- •A young and exceedingly hot couple standing in the sauna after a workout.Girl: I'm getting hungry...Boy:I'm not buying food...Girl: I didn't ask you to buy food, I just said I'm getting hungry.
- •Two middle aged white women on side by side treadmills.Woman1: I'm not sure what he wants, I just told him to get medication, it's not my problem anymore....Woman2: It's pretty easy to get that prescription these days too. He's over 50, they dole that out like survival kits. (Laughter ensues)
- •Man muttering to himself at the dumbbell rack."You got this, you got this, you got this, you got this...*lifts 40lb dumbbell*...yeeeeeeeeeeee"