PEOPLE IN CLASS TODAY THAT HAVEN'T BEEN SEEN SINCE WEEK 1

The week before finals aka the wonderful time of the semester when attendance doubles
  1. 1.
    Pale, sad vampire kid with eczema
  2. 2.
    International student that seems to think page boys caps and leather dusters are the height of American fashion
  3. 3.
    Blonde hipster with a mustache and a puffy vest
  4. 4.
    Three different people with long boards
  5. 5.
    The coolest racially ambiguous woman I have ever seen in my life with (obviously) perfectly applied lipstick
  6. 6.
    Seven different frat members all wearing white backwards baseball caps, khakis, and button ups with the sleeves rolled up.
  7. 7.
    One kid reading think pieces on The Wiz