Things That Go Through My Head While Getting A Pedicure

  1. Is that color too crazy?
  2. I hope she doesn't judge me, it's been a month and a half
  3. This water could definitely be hotter
  4. Get it!!! GET THAT NAIL!!! Cut it DOWN!
  5. Wait, what are they saying?
  6. This is way better than cooking dinner
  7. Bring me all the tabloids.