NICK MILLER QUOTES FOR EVERY DAY LIFE

everyone on New Girl is the best character, but Nick is also the best character
  1. My nightmare
  2. Look sharp, ya dumb ass
  3. Sure Janine, that sounds fun
  4. Yeah, because people are the worst!
  5. Gave me cookie got you cookie man!!!!
  6. I've seen the science, I don't believe it
  7. It's a weird life, but it's where I'm at right now
  8. That's crazy
  9. Why would I think about you!?
  10. This is so normal. This isn't upsetting at all.
  11. You're a super weird guy! Hahah
  12. Don't mind if I brunch
  13. Writers don't read, we write
  14. Spectacular.
  15. You wanna get weird, let's get weird.
  16. What are ya, NUTS!?
  17. If you were a hat, you'd be a top hat
  18. Hey, great buddies!
  19. Let's rap it out. Go.
  20. Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.
  21. Back off I'm starving!
  22. Do your thing, girl
  23. You clowns!
  24. Thin crust pizza? No thank you, I'm from Chicago
  25. I have a drinking thing
  26. I think I just became a dirtbag
  27. No, I'm laughing /into/ me
  28. *panic moonwalks away from you*