everyone on New Girl is the best character, but Nick is also the best character
  1. My nightmare
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  2. Look sharp, ya dumb ass
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  3. Sure Janine, that sounds fun
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  4. Yeah, because people are the worst!
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  5. Gave me cookie got you cookie man!!!!
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  6. I've seen the science, I don't believe it
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  7. It's a weird life, but it's where I'm at right now
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  8. That's crazy
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  9. Why would I think about you!?
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  10. This is so normal. This isn't upsetting at all.
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  11. You're a super weird guy! Hahah
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  12. Don't mind if I brunch
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  13. Writers don't read, we write
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  14. Spectacular.
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  15. You wanna get weird, let's get weird.
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  16. What are ya, NUTS!?
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  17. If you were a hat, you'd be a top hat
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  18. Hey, great buddies!
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  19. Let's rap it out. Go.
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  20. Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.
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  21. Back off I'm starving!
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  22. Do your thing, girl
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  23. You clowns!
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  24. Thin crust pizza? No thank you, I'm from Chicago
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  25. I have a drinking thing
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  26. I think I just became a dirtbag
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  27. No, I'm laughing /into/ me
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  28. *panic moonwalks away from you*
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