THE SMALLEST, BUT WORST, MISTAKES

  1. Rolling over for 5 more minutes in the morning
    Oh my god, will I ever learn? Falling back asleep for just a few minutes is The Worst™ thing to do in the morning. 0/10 would not recommend
  2. "One more" shot
    This is always a bad idea! Pretty well disguised as a great idea, but it's still a bad idea!
  3. Watching one more episode before bed
    You'll finish the season, guaranteed.
  4. Buying lottery tickets
    I mean it's only a dollar right? But don't you want to keep buying until you win?
  5. "It's not too late for coffee"
    Wide awake at 3am: YES IT WAS
    Suggested by   @daniellesmale
  6. Hitting the "send" button before re-reading an email
    Oh cool, just wrote "honk you" instead of "thank you" to my boss 😖
    Suggested by   @linzamauve
  7. Forgetting to ask for ketchup with your to-go fries
    What is a fry even if not a vehicle for ketchup ?
    Suggested by   @pbsamuels
  8. Pushing on a door clearly marked "pull"
    More terrible if there are witnesses
    Suggested by   @brrosenau
  9. Texting while walking down the stairs
    My feet don't know what they are doing any more!!
    Suggested by   @ChristaBullock
  10. Sitting down on the throne without checking the roll situation first....
    Especially in public.
    Suggested by   @BWN_7