Clever things to do at your College Graduation Ceremony
- •Give the College President a hug instead of a handshake.
- •Stop and take a selfie with the College President.
- •Do a cartwheel on the stage.
- •Shout your name loudly right after your name is read.
- •Open your robe to reveal your German lederhosen.
- •Write a message in masking tape on the top of your mortarboard.
- •Release helium balloons from under your robe when you reach the stage.
- •Bring your infant up to the stage with you.
- •Make a fake hand and give it to the College President when he tries to shake your hand.