1. Give the College President a hug instead of a handshake.
  2. Stop and take a selfie with the College President.
  3. Do a cartwheel on the stage.
  4. Shout your name loudly right after your name is read.
  5. Open your robe to reveal your German lederhosen.
  6. Write a message in masking tape on the top of your mortarboard.
  7. Release helium balloons from under your robe when you reach the stage.
  8. Bring your infant up to the stage with you.
  9. Make a fake hand and give it to the College President when he tries to shake your hand.