Embarrassing Things

  1. I was over half way through 'The Sympathizer" before I realized 'crapulent' was a real word. I thought the character was just meaning corpulent but making it funnier
  2. An embarrassingly large amount of what I know about Judaism I learned from watching Holliday episodes of Rugrats with my kids
  3. I've never seen Citizen Kane
  4. When I was a kid there was this robin that was always in my yard. I took a trip and saw a robin and thought it followed me.
  5. I'm a grown-ass man but my back still tingles when I'm walking back to the front door after going out to the car in the dark.
  6. If it wasn't for spell checkers I would have been fired years ago