Signs your startup is not doing so well
Your unicorn has become a Unicorpse.
- •There's only Diet Sprite in the kitchen
- •They stopped watering the plants
- •Everyone gets an email to think long and hard as to whether they really need to use the printer
- •The CEO is updating the blog four times a day.
- •Acronyms like LTV, CAC, and ROI are replace with ones like BYOD, SOL, and MLM.