Signs your startup is not doing so well

Your unicorn has become a Unicorpse.
  1. There's only Diet Sprite in the kitchen
  2. They stopped watering the plants
  3. Everyone gets an email to think long and hard as to whether they really need to use the printer
  4. The CEO is updating the blog four times a day.
  5. Acronyms like LTV, CAC, and ROI are replace with ones like BYOD, SOL, and MLM.