Work zingers

Some of the best responses I've heard or made in my career.
  1. I can do sincere
    Responding to someone asking me to pass off a piss poor excuse to a client.
  2. I don't know enough about the job to tell you what you want to hear.
    Responding to the question why do you want to work here.
  3. What do people think of what we are really making.
    Responding to market research telling us how excited the customers are going to be.
  4. It beats detassling.
    When asked why I want to work at a Godfathers Pizza.
  5. Funny thing. I tried to pay at Safeway with these, and they wouldn't take them.
    Responding to a lame laser printed "attaboy" instead of a raise.