You're not fooling anyone.
- •The stores are really Big OR Tall.
- •There are several brands of universal remotes.
- •McRib isn't back by popular demand. They're still working through the original inventory from 1979.
- •Heirloom tomato would still be a shitty inheritance.
- •It's not even you're own Rascal, it's the one from the grocery store.
- •The service chihuahua is not for anxiety.
- •It's still white trash to get a tattoo, even if it's from the Book of Corinthians.
- •You're not a metrosexual. You just haven't met the right guy yet.
- •Compost is just a green garbage can.