Guilty pleasures

  1. Fleetwood Mac
    I fucking love "Dreams".
  2. Oatmeal Cream Pies
    So good. So fucking good.
  3. Wine Tastings
    I get hammered and fancy simultaneously.
  4. Walmart
    I know they pay shit to their employees, and they're destroying Americas local businesses, but I love the fact I can get a fishing rod, avocados, socks and loose leaf paper in one trip.
  5. Phone calls
    I like to talk to people on the phone. I'll text you too, if that's what I gotta do, but if prefer you *hear* my sarcasm.